That teapot's spreading lies about me.

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   sonicimperfection:

   killthewales:

   modmad:

   I

   sonic-stardust:

   davidbowiespermanentlydilatedeye:

   playerprophet:

   forsakenasylum:

   sheepiness:

   schrodingerscatisdead:

   Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   just adding a few to the collection

   

   reblogging for reference.

   

   

   adding some more

   

   

   

   adds some

   look at the stars

   look how they shine for you

   

   This is the most incredible post on tumblr…

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   batcrooks:

   xcgirl08:

   battybravery:

   YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE

   

   SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF

   

   IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT

   BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES

   THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED

   I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this. 

   I LOVE THIS

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   21
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   I like to describe my style as “you can take me to a nice restaurant, but I’m getting chicken fingers.”

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   20
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   icefire149:

   mareeps:

   still not sure what exactly math is

   a way to communicate with Satan 

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   20
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   i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

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   20
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   pizzaforpresident:

   j-ckie:

   lofticri3s:

   

   This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

   This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.

   It tries to be so dramatic but it just falls flat. Love it.

   911 hELP

   i’m fucking crying

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   20
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   introspective-:

   graveyardexplorers:

   sometimes i only shave one leg so i lie down it feels like i’m laying next to a man

   this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on the internet

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    I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone. I just can’t.

    (Source: c0ntrasts, via laughbitches)

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  mahleriana:

  ya i want the D

  

  nvm

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  kill-natalie:

  surimistick:

  i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery...

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  the-vashta-nerada:

  superwhoavengelockandme:

  the-vashta-nerada:

  i don’t...

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  gallana:

  beerito:

  rnickey:

  how do i make friends

  add two cups of chopped lettuce

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